you scumbag you maggot you cheap lousy faggot

MERRY CHREEEEEEEEESTMASSSSSSSSS!

too early for wine? NEVER!

i got a lot to say to you, yeah i got a lot to say.

yes please to all these.

you're not from brighton

FATBOY SLIM TONIGHT OH MY GOD I'M SO EXCITED IT'S UNREAL I MIGHT DO A LITTLE POO