my name is tristan, and i am alive

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hey babe, take a walk on the wild side.

so i'm feeling kinda kooky today. i've eaten loads of cereal and i drove really fast round all the roundabouts in Bracknell with my sister while listening to Patrick Wolf and it was super fun. i also found a purple ring and downloaded lots of funny songs and played in some leaves.
I WANT:
a) a lip piercing
b) to be ruder and funnier
c) a lizard
d) a SMOOTHIE!