Things i learnt today:
1) i always feel guilty about not going to school even when i have a right not to.
2) i'm not as good at reading people as i always thought i was
3) approximately 4 people in my entire year (including me) are voting lib dem... the rest are voting tory.
4) i probably know more about Othello than any other Shakespeare play
5) people don't really change
6) The proteins in sperm have a tightening effect on the skin. When sperm is left to dry, the evaporation of the water in it leaves behind protein which can help to reduce wrinkles. While this may be an excellent anti-aging treatment, the obvious downside is that you have to walk around with sperm on your face.
7) i'm insanely attracted to gay men - victims of my lusting atm are Christian from Eastenders, Kurt from Glee and Will Young.
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