all the soldiers say it'll be alright.

CHEESE IS A KIND OF MEAT
A TASTY YELLOW BEEF
I MILK IT FROM MY TEAT
BUT I TRY TO BE DISCREET.


hahahahahaha oh god why is everything so amusing all of a sudden?!!!


Molly India says:
but please dont fall in love with bucket vag
Molly India says:
she has a bucket vag!
Molly India says:
it will be like the grand canyon by the time shes 30!


Jess. says:
my friend made me laugh so much i shot boiling coffee out of my nose
Jess. says:
then my nan caused me to pour boiling water down my arm
Jess. says:
lovely stuff really
sophie - and you feel hopeless and homeless and lost in the haze of the wine. says:
ahahahahahahaahahahahahaha
sophie - and you feel hopeless and homeless and lost in the haze of the wine. says:
sorry i should really be sympathetic



http://www.megaupload.com/?d=ZC10YS04

^ please download this, my cousin John (or JMAC!) made it and i don't think i've ever been so proud of a family member, ever.

hahahahahhahaahahah (etc)

Laura(= says:
DIE DIE DIE IN A GUTTER FULL OF RATS
Laura(= says:
evil evil backstabbing whore twatface bitch of a cunt

Molly India says:
shes fat
Molly India says:
shes a whore
Molly India says:
she probs smells really bad
Molly India says:
SHE HAS A BUCKET VAGINA
Molly India says:
she looks like jabba the hut
Molly India says:
she fucks everyone up
Molly India says:
shes a massively selfish human fag of a bitch
Molly India says:
attention seeking little turd
Molly India says:
and her nose is weird

*Stephanie-Ellen* She's no saint, but she'll bring you to your knees... says:
she's getting doinked by a bloke, who is a total swamp donkey!

okay, i feel better now ;D