but oh you caught me sleeping in the power sockets

life update:
screaming orgasms in a seedy cocktail bar in Greenwich followed by a gruesome incestuous play of delights, naps and banter in a college i don't go to (QMC), stolen walnut whips and accidental drunk driving, lots of mix cds for jeff, france tomorrow in an attempt to learn 3 A levels worth of shite.

drive away my heart tonight.

the way you move ain't fair you know

une) i now have a third lobe piercing in my left ear, because of my own boredom and foolishness but it looks kinda funky
deux) i now have TWO new sexy mix cds for jeff
trois) ah damn fail

i wanna live like common people do

Well his coat is torn and frayed
It`s seen much better days
Just as long as the guitar plays
Let it steal your heart away

wild horses couldn't drag me away

i'm going through a random Rolling Stones frenzy; i now have 14 of their albums on my itunes, crazy times. they're bladdy good though.

you know i love you, take off your clothes - it's alright, it's alright

oh how i love a bit of neopets first thing in the morning, not that this obsession is getting ridiculous or worrying or anything. i think my arm is infected from where i had my hpv jab so i'm going to the doctors AGAIN - if the nurse used a dirty needle i swear i'm suing.

you always disappoint me; it's kind of like our running joke, it's really not funny.

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I’m taking far too many chances on these less than idealistic romances

I was waiting for a cross-town train
in the London underground when it struck me
That I've been waiting since birth to find a love
that would look and sound like a movie
So I changed my plans, I rented a camera and a van
and then I called you
"I need you to pretend that we are in love again"
and you agreed to.

I greased the lens and framed the shot using a friend as my stand-in
The script it called for rain but it was clear that day so we faked it
The marker snapped and I yelled "quiet on the set" and then called "action!"
And I kissed you in a style that Clark Gable would have admired (I thought it classic).

you did it again, i knew that you would.

1. i had my third HPV jab today and it hurts like a bitch
2. i have some massive arse headache/sicky feeling
3. sussex haven't emailed back about me applying for the wrong uni course and i'm panicking
4. i have lots of homework due in tomorrow that i really can't face right now
5. my cat was found dead in someone's back garden down the road.

it's not a good day :(

these constant broken heartbeats sound like breakbeats.

Plunge your hand, rip out my spine
Replace it with a UV light
So I can be the beacon of hope that you'd always expected.

oh what i'd give and what i'd take for perseverance.

a) i have a timed essay tomorrow which i haven't prepared for
b) i applied for the WRONG fucking course at uni, this could only happen to me.
c) i've lost my hair straighteners
d) i now have BRIGHT PURPLE and BLOCK ORANGE barry m nail varnishes
e) alice in wonderland was super good

nothing will be what it is because everything will be what it isn't.

download it, do it.

up in my lonely room where i'm dreaming of you, oh what can i do? i still need you girl.

so module results today; i got a C in geography which is basically a bit shit cause i need an A to get into Sussex which is where i majorly want to go. my mother was oh so supportive and helpful as usual.

Me: mum, i'm worried i'm not going to get into university.
Mum: well you see, i don't really know what the appropriate maternal response is here. i could tell you that it's all going to be fine and you'll get the grades, but i don't know if you will so that'd be lying. i could tell you that you can always take a gap year and re-apply and it doesn't really matter, but it does matter so i'd also be lying. so i'm going to be honest - i'm fucking shitting myself for you.
Me: ... ta.
Mum: more wine?

i'm not quite sure people really understand/appreciate my mother at her best, so i've provided some visual aids:














this is my aunt Dibs, my sister, me and my mumma (just LOOK at her xD) when we went to see the Rocky Horror Picture Show and my mum insisted that everyone dressed up for it... nobody else was.














mum back when she was cool ish.. i rly wish she had kept that t-shirt so i could sneakily steal it.


















oh madre.

And all my broken hearts, and all my forgettable false starts, well you can have them right now.

when the smaller picture is the same as the bigger picture, you know you're fucked.

so i have laryngitis, yum.

romance is boring.

I don't want to sound trite but you were perfect
The way you look could seriously make nature dysmorphic
I wish that you would kiss me 'til the point of paralysis
The way I flail my arms in front of you, it just embarrasses
I'll never turn my body clock back
And think about the things I'm glad I left out
Some things are best left unsaid.

and i wonder if i'm just built this way.

god i love the french.

if you see me walking down the street and i start to cry, walk on by.

Disorder	Rating
Paranoid Disorder:	Low
Schizoid Disorder:	Low
Schizotypal Disorder:	High
Antisocial Disorder:	Moderate
Borderline Disorder:	Moderate
Histrionic Disorder:	Very High
Narcissistic Disorder:	Moderate
Avoidant Disorder:	Moderate
Dependent Disorder:	High
Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder:	Moderate
-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! -- -- Personality Disorders --

Symptoms of Histrionic Personality Disorder:
Needs to be the center of attention
Dresses or acts provocatively
Rapidly-shifting and shallow emotions
Exaggerates friendships
Overly-dramatic, occassionally theatrical speech
easily influenced; highly suggestible

i don't know WHAT they're talking about ish.

she said 'i'll show you a picture of tomorrow, there's nothing changing it's all sorrow'

today i'm going to do some homework and drink some tea and go to katy's house and eat chinese and watch movies and paint my nails and buy some blue tac and maybe go to the bank and um.
i think i'm getting sick :(

and when i see you, i really see you upside down.

take a glorious bite out of the whole world.

bands/artists i've seen live (vaguely in order, ones in italics are my favourites):

2008:
1. Anti Flag
2. Get Cape. Wear Cape. Fly.
3. Taking Back Sunday
4. Dizzee Rascal
5. Biffy Clyro
6. The Enemy
7. The Fratellis
8. Ida Maria
9. The Subways
10. Dirty Pretty Things
11. We Are Scientists
12. Editors
13. The Raconteurs
14. The Killers
15. Mindless Self Indulgence
16. Plain White Ts
17. Feeder
18. Tenacious D
19. Adam Green
20. Cajun Dance Party
21. Mystery Jets
22. Heathers
23. Kimya Dawson

2009:
24. Danananakroyd
25. Manchester Orchestra
26. Airborne Toxic Event
27. Fall Out Boy
28. Jack's Mannequin
29. Kaiser Chiefs (about half their set i think?)
30. Kings of Leon
31. Metric
32. Patrick Wolf
33. Brand New
34. Vampire Weekend
35. Yeah Yeah Yeahs
36. Bloc Party
37. Master Shortie
38. 3OH!3
39. Astronautalis
40. Tegan and Sara

2010:
41. Islet
42. Swanton Bombs
43. Los Campesinos!

we kid ourselves there's future in the fucking, but there is no fucking future

last night was Los Campesinos!

well let's put it this way; we met both of the support bands which included a stoned moustacheod crazy guy and a tony skins lookalike drummer who was quite yummy even by my shitty gay standards; we got pictures of them WITH JEFF and we acted vaguely like groupies which was very exciting. the venue was tiny in the middle of an industrial estate and it was BRIGHT BLUE and the inside was all orange and disco ish and flashing. we met a load of cool people (predominantly ginger males, coincidentally) and a gay couple and a diehard fan in a leather jacket who sort of looked like mr bean and seriously looked as if he was about to cry everytime los campesinos! played anything ever. i went a little bit crazy, and by the time we left i looked almost as rough as i did after 3 days at reading festival (except maybe slightly less dirty). i also stole a tambourine and lost a shoe.

i'll pull you to me like the moon and the sea

so i'm not really a worrying sort of person, but it seems to be all i've been doing recently. i'm worried about my exams and especially getting an A in geography which i'm pretty much failing in, i'm worried about my mother and her burgeoning alcoholism, i'm worried about my weight and general exponentially mong appearance, and i'm worried about my bestest friend cat (if you're reading this i love youu zillions and i propa hope you get better soon). i'm worried about growing up and not really being ready for it at all, i'm worried about leaving for uni and leaving those i love behind and i'm worried about making friends/ being accepted at Sussex. i'm worried about getting a job in the summer and i'm worried about my recent inability to keep food down. i'm worried about my motivation and conscientiousness and determination and will power, namely the lack of it.

where did it all go wrong?

nice things:
1. i got an A in my ethics essay today
2. i have TRIDENT SOFT
3.

4. los campesinos! on wednesday night

nasty things:
1. school work is rubbish
2. FOOD IS RUBBISH, i need to find some good nom again.
3. er
4. shower curtains? *shudder*

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